Tuesday :: Feb 3, 2004

Democrats somehow lose primaries


by dj moonbat

Only the Onion could capture with such aplomb the feeling that we get from confronting the Wurlitzer:

Democrats Somehow Lose Primaries

WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprising last-minute upset, all seven Democratic presidential hopefuls somehow lost the Democratic primaries Tuesday.

"While it's true that the Democratic Party has been struggling to find a strong voice, you can imagine our surprise when results indicated that John Kerry, Howard Dean, Wesley Clark, Joe Lieberman, and John Edwards all failed to carry a single primary," American Research Group political analyst Dick Bennett said late Tuesday. "Oh, and Al Sharpton and Dennis Kucinich, too."

Sigh. It's funny because it's true--but not for long. Big Mo is coming back to our side.

Laugh. It's good for the soul. :)

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