Show Me Your Papers, Casey Jones

by pessimist

In their continuing effort to keep us 'safe' by investigating everyone who travels, Bu$hCo now insists that Amtrak check the IDs of travellers while traveling.

Couldn't they take care of that at boarding time, like the airlines do?

Oh, yeah! Now that the New and Improved Great Depression is just around the corner, they're getting warmed up for all the hobos that will be trying to ride for free.

Osama laughs.