Pastor Ted Admits To A Felony

by Steve Soto

Image courtesy of Crooks and Liars

Pastor Ted has now admitted that he bought meth from his accuser Mike Jones, but denies he used it or ever had sex with Jones. Jones has already told Rita Cosby that Pastor Ted's denials are lies. Unfortunately for Pastor Ted, he has admitted to a felony. But at least Pastor Ted has friends in high places.

Hat tip to John at Crooks and Liars