Tuesday :: Jan 15, 2008

Michigan: Romney wins the gold!


by Turkana

CNN has the returns. Romney's ahead, and early exit polls have him doing well. If so, his campaign will stagger on, but to where, no one knows. In shocking news, Senator Clinton is cleaning Congressman Kucinich's clock, for the Democratic win. No one else bothered to campaign there.

UPDATE: Romney's being declared the winner. He finally won a contested gold! Dangerous varmints of the world tremble in fear, and dogs back away slowly from the cars they once loved to chase. He can now claim to have figuratively walked with giants. He can spread the gospel of freedom to more states. His five sons can continue to support the war effort by continuing to not put their lives on the line in Iraq, but on the campaign trail. The significance of this victory cannot be understated!

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