Actually, Mary, without being too Neanderthal, he will be giving head in jail for 30 to 37 months. And I hope his cellmate is called Sweetums. He has finally found something he is good at, and due to DNA testing, cannot lie about.
Lastly, Sweetums refuses to use a condom on religious grounds. Very messy, but at least he will be getting his daily protein. GAAAK!
Posted by tempus at May 26, 2007 07:57 AMWell, THAT was a graphic I didn't need so early in the morning. yuchtghblagh!
Paul Wellstone wouldn't give up.
jesus, tempus, our side is supposed to be the human beings
anyway I could care about scoots, or any other of bushco's endless sacrifical dupes...I will accept nothing less than chimpy and shooter themselves in cuffs, chains, and leg irons...we'll be nice and not waterboard them, nor hogtie and hood them on their flight to the Hague
Posted by Sharkbabe at May 26, 2007 08:27 AMI'm sorry Sharon, I know it's early in the morning. But,
Dear Sharon, won't you come out to play?
Dear Sharon, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Sharon, won't you come out to play?
Apologies to JW Lennon.
Tempus, Anyone named "Scooter" will have no problems with his cellmate.
As the old joke goes: Scooter meets his cellmate, a 6'6" 375lb well-muscled Afghan terrorist suspect. The cellmate says to Scooter, "We'll be living together as man and wife for many months my friend. Do you want to be the husband or the wife?" Scooter meekly replies, "If it's all the same to you, I'll be the huband!" To which the Afghan says, "Okay, get over here and suck your wife's dick."
Posted by phidipides at May 26, 2007 08:31 AMSharkbabe, I'm sorry, I lost it. It's the result of watching too many Bugs Bunny cartoons on a Saturday morning. It brings out the Cheney in me.
Posted by tempus at May 26, 2007 08:32 AMP-dip, warped minds think alike. Or react alike, much like a six-month old Kimono Dragon, but without the halitosis!
Posted by tempus at May 26, 2007 08:46 AMI think Scooter will be pardoned. I dont think Bush will hesitate over this, after all the other stunts he have pulled.
Posted by Greup at May 26, 2007 09:24 AMHe's not going to prison. His lawyer is appealing his case. He is asking for Libby to be out on bail during the appeal process. That will take us another year, or longer if his lawyer can drag it out. Then Bush, shortly before leaving office (I know I am assuming too much), pardons him. End of the Libby story. You all should know the routine by now. No one pays for anything in this Country anymore, except the 'little guy.'
Posted by Judith at May 26, 2007 09:33 AM"I'm not looking to run. I haven't ruled it out, but I don't expect run."
I watched Gore last night on Rose's Show. Intelligent, mature, reasonable, and a message that we all long to hear. Gore believes that the restoration of and respect for truth are the two things that must happen to this Country to save it. "Evil is the absence of truth" (Beck in the Road Less Traveled an excellent book), was Gore's message last night. "In the absence of dialogue, we get absence of truth."
The politics of reason is gone. Gore knows that reason has been replaced with "serious intimidation". Whether it be journalists, the military, politicians, or anyone, if you present a different view that conflicts with this WH, "you will be punished." Ask Dan Rather. Gore sited the case of the aluminum tubes, which the people of Oakridge knew could not be used as stated by this WH. However, no one spoke out because of fear. Even when reason tells a journalist, or a commander in the military or anyone something different than what the WH wants to hear, they are afraid to speak out.
Adams said that "we are a Nation of laws, not men." To restore this Country we must decide if we truly believe this. We must bring back reason. We need to wake-up! We need to guarantee freedom of the Internet. We must isolate real news from intertainment. News must not be a commodity that can be bought. Yes, Al we agree with all the above, but where do we start, and who will lead us? My personal opinion is that you do not have a choice to run, it is your duty to run.
Posted by Judith at May 26, 2007 10:32 AM
Sorry, didn't mean to post above in this section.
Posted by Judith at May 26, 2007 10:39 AMJudith, this is the open thread so Gore-talk is cool here too. In fact, I love hearing about Gore, and thanks for the Sharon is beautiful song tempus. (yer not being sarcastic are you? don't answer that) So much better than prison rape as a topic of discussion. If any of those white collar crime fools would GET thrown in prison, we wouldn't have prisoner treatment that defies basic human decency. After all "the little guy" is a beautiful human too.
Posted by Sharon at May 26, 2007 11:50 AMSharon, no I wasn't being sarcastic. It is one of John's Beatle songs that will forever remain in your mind.
Posted by tempus at May 26, 2007 11:57 AMYes indeed, a legend! ;-)
Hey lookie, junk food is good for your heart. And I thought that was beans, beans....
Posted by Sharon at May 26, 2007 12:03 PMThanks Sharon. I am petitioning Mal, the Pope, to add you and Iamcoyote to the Most Holy Order of Common Decency.
Posted by Judith at May 26, 2007 12:10 PMTempus, I did a search and it said John Lennon wrote that for Prudence when he thought she was depressed. So sweet.
Posted by Sharon at May 26, 2007 12:10 PMIt's Coca Cola that's really bad for you. Deadly, in fact.
Posted by phidipides at May 26, 2007 12:10 PMThanks Judith. That nice song sounds as good with "Judith" as the honoree.
Posted by Sharon at May 26, 2007 12:12 PMSharon, I'll accept being the honoree of that song. I get so tired of "5 foot two, eyes of blue......"
Posted by Judith at May 26, 2007 01:25 PMReally phid, have a coke and some McDonald's Chicken Nuggets.
But really, don't read it unless your on an empty stomach.
Posted by Seven of Six at May 26, 2007 01:31 PMOver the last two years, U.S. Atty. Gen. Alberto R. Gonzales has appointed more than two dozen individuals as federal immigration judges.
The new jurists include a former treasurer of the Louisiana Republican Party, who was a legal advisor to the Bush Florida recount team after the 2000 presidential election. There is also a former GOP congressional aide who had tracked voter fraud issues for the Justice Department, and a Texan appointed by then-Gov. George W. Bush to a seat on the state library commission.
One thing missing on many of their resumes: a background in immigration law.
HuffingtonPost.com
Really phid, have a coke and some McDonald's Chicken Nuggets.
Hey! You didn't tell me to brush my teeth after I eat. A persons total healthcare is extremely important.