I think you're a lock to win Turkana!
Posted by Seven of Six at August 7, 2008 10:33 AMSpeaking of the straight jacket express... that was funny yesterday after the accident in Miami... the bus had an Obama bumper sticker on it!
Posted by Seven of Six at August 7, 2008 10:40 AMIn other news, pants-pissing peter just acquired a McMansion in a cash-free transaction.
Posted by Geek, Esq. at August 7, 2008 11:02 AMThe driver on the bus says move on back
Move on back
Move on back....
My 25-month-old sings that all day long, all day long, all day long, my 25-month-old sings that all day long, all over town.
Posted by rilkefan at August 7, 2008 11:20 AMMcPoints, the latest extreme lamery in the lamest of campaigns.
What's your McPoint "total" so far, petr McGoat? Gonna get to clean McCain's WC on the Straight Shit Express? Now THAT'S a prize!!
What a pack of losers, and we're losing to them!
Posted by euzoius at August 7, 2008 12:57 PMSo, basically, the Republicans think the election is now nothing but a raffle, with the boob as the booby prize. Somehow, this fits, doesn't it?
Posted by iamcoyote at August 7, 2008 01:08 PMYou fine folks are already helping out. Each and every time Rove gets his name mentioned he gets a premium. Keep up the great work TLC'ers! He's counting on ya.
I'm not enrolled. But go ahead and enroll yourself.
Posted by peter at August 7, 2008 01:34 PMBack from blowing goats, eh? Actually, denying this fucker his McCain bus ride is a great reason to ban his ass!
Posted by iamcoyote at August 7, 2008 01:42 PMstick to goat blowing pants pissing petie...at least you're good at that...
Posted by headxray at August 7, 2008 01:52 PM"What a pack of losers, and we're losing to them!"
Sure enough, Isn't this a great country or what.
"With Election Day still three months away, 48 percent said they're hearing too much about the Democratic candidate, according to a poll released Wednesday by the nonpartisan Pew Research Center. Just 26 percent said the same about his Republican rival, John McCain. . . . At the same time, nearly four in 10 said they've been hearing too little about McCain — about four times the number who said so about Obama." All the pro-Obama hype in the press may have had the effect of making him seem over-familiar rather than revolutionary. Under the Feiler Faster Principle, this makes sense.
You have to wonder about Clinton some more. Wonder if she's got more confirmations from the supers that they'll bail on Obama at the convention. What a surprise that roll call would be...
Oh, I'm sorry, just dreaming out loud.
time to blow the goats petie...you don't want to miss the hilight of your day....
Posted by headxray at August 7, 2008 03:58 PMJohn McCain apparently has no shame about becoming what his campaign trolls have willed--a lyin' sack of #@&$#%@. As has been pointed out elsewhere (and I heartily endorse):
THE STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS has become THE BULLSHIT BANDWAGON
Tell all your friends!!!
Posted by O My Stars at August 7, 2008 04:34 PMMaybe some political leaders think that raising yor cell phone taxes is a good idea. But not John McCain.
John McCain understands that the same people that would tax e-mail will tax every text message - and even 911 calls. John McCain will prohibit new cellular telephone taxes.
Posted by Muck at August 7, 2008 06:32 PM"John McCain understands that the same people that would tax e-mail will tax every text message - and even 911 calls. John McCain will prohibit new cellular telephone taxes."
Well by god, you just sold me. I'm going to vote for McCain cause I want those tax free emails, tax free text messages and those tax free cellular telephones. Whoop tee doo, call me a Convert.
Posted by Judith at August 7, 2008 06:47 PMJohn McCain will prohibit new cellular telephone taxes.
Oh, thank gawd, I was so concerned about this.
Now McCain has my vote.
Thanks, Muck. You just sold me.
Anjha, obviously we had the same reaction.
Posted by Judith at August 7, 2008 06:50 PMmuck doing satire!? At McRube's expense?
What's the world comin' to?
Posted by euzoius at August 7, 2008 07:25 PMReally, how sad is it that McCain has to pay people to say nice things about him? And what does it say about the people who do it?
Posted by iamcoyote at August 7, 2008 07:39 PMIt proves they will do anything for a buck.
Posted by Judith at August 7, 2008 08:37 PMMaybe some political leaders think that raising yor cell phone taxes is a good idea. But not John McCain.
Please, post the tax on cell phones they are going to raise. A link, please.
Posted by phidipides at August 7, 2008 09:47 PMTargeting DKos depends on the Kossacks not having the Internet skilz to figure out that it's astroturf. Unlikely.
Posted by Repack Rider at August 7, 2008 10:38 PMdumbMuck: John McCain understands that the same people that would tax e-mail will tax every text message - and even 911 calls. John McCain will prohibit new cellular telephone taxes.
no, McSame just wants to illegally read your e-mail and texts messages just like his butt buddy George
Posted by gay veteran at August 8, 2008 05:15 AM