Severe flatulence?
Or maybe the lid to Cheney's coffin slamming shut at sun up and sun down?
Posted by snark at November 12, 2008 12:56 PMI'm thinking waterboarding dungeon or a tunnel to the nearest bank vault and/or titty bar.
Posted by TIKI AL at November 12, 2008 01:03 PMGee, you don't really think the opening of the gates of hell was a quiet process, do ya?
Posted by iamcoyote at November 12, 2008 01:15 PMGee, you don't really think the opening of the gates of hell was a quiet process, do ya?
Well that would explain the rotten eggs sulfury smell around the place.....
Of course it could still be severe flatulence.
Posted by at November 12, 2008 01:19 PMSorry. That was me.
Um, the comment above.
Not the rotten eggs sulfury smell.
Can't give you people an inch.
Posted by snark at November 12, 2008 01:20 PMCan't give you people an inch.
Sheesh, TMI, snark...
Posted by iamcoyote at November 12, 2008 01:29 PMSheesh, TMI, snark...
TMI?
Oh! Too Many Inches!
;)
Posted by snark at November 12, 2008 01:33 PM*smirk*
What's really funny is that it took me a couple seconds to figure out why Biden would be going to visit Cheney. I forget that the guy is still VP, and not some scary troll under the stairs manipulating events like an evil puppetmaster.
TMI
Too Many Infinitesimalpenisescausedivorce
Posted by TIKI AL at November 12, 2008 02:07 PMUmmmmm - Coyote, he IS still VP, and he IS some scary troll under the stairs manipulating events like an evil puppetmaster.
Posted by Shirin at November 12, 2008 02:19 PMShirin, you're right, of course.
Posted by iamcoyote at November 12, 2008 02:21 PMVice Presidential bunker. Hit a sewer line during excavation. Disturbed some very large masked turtles and a grouchy giant rat.
Posted by gtash at November 12, 2008 02:42 PMBomb shelter maybe. Does Cheney know something we don't?
Since he is the most hated man in the U.S., he may want to build a protective shell around himself. Terrible to live the remainder of your worthless life in fear, isn't it Dick?
Posted by Judith at November 12, 2008 02:56 PM"the information is classified and cannot be released." Gee, where have I heard that one before? If the MF lives another 10 years, then dies, will his death be classified too?
Posted by Judith at November 12, 2008 03:04 PMWhat I really want to know is...does Biden get to inherit Dick's man-sized safe?
Posted by Agi at November 12, 2008 05:58 PMIf the MF lives another 10 years, then dies, will his death be classified too?
I dunno, but his final resting place may be classified due to the inordinate amount of people seeking to relieve themselves in the general vicinity.
Posted by iamcoyote at November 12, 2008 06:03 PM(Laughing) Pissing on Cheney's grave. Now that would bring satisfaction. I suspect he will have an unmarked grave to keep people from digging him up and hanging him on some flag pole.
Posted by Judith at November 12, 2008 07:00 PMIt's a cave with a wet bar in one corner and an overstuffed chair in the other. Yes, officially it's a bomb shelter but it's where Cheney goes to sulk in the dark sipping one of his martinis plotting whatever.
Posted by Craig at November 12, 2008 09:15 PMHaving tired of rendition efforts elsewhere, they built Cheney his own torture chamber. Of course there were special battery cables in case Cheney got too exicted.
Posted by Seven of Six at November 12, 2008 10:38 PM