having already speculated on a Palin/Sanford tryst in Beef thread below...I'd pay a buck to know what John McCain is thinking now. I'll move on to say that she may not have had an affair with Sanford, but just consider for a minute - the GOP is having a rough week with potential presidential prospects. Palin will, you betcha, be happy to spout some Sanford-like quotes over the next few days to cement her Wacko status..she is obviously as wacked out as he is....just plain nutty GOPers. They are sprouting at the rate of 2-3 a week! And they're calling Al Franken a comic - on his funniest day he couldn't touch Palin or Sanford.
Posted by T2 at July 3, 2009 01:26 PMwhoa....reading and seeing Palin's Guh-By speech, I'm struck by how much it resembles the rambling blabber Mark Sanford treated us to when he got back from his hiking trip...almost like the same writer wrote both of them (Mark?). Even funnier is that Palin included a direct cut at Sanford in her "speech" --- a woman scorned, perhaps?
Posted by T2 at July 3, 2009 02:15 PMShe certainly qualifies for "republiKKKon Narcisstic Wingnut of the Week"...
the fact she is anywhere but an asylum is sad in itself...
...I'd pay a buck to know what John McCain is thinking now...
McCain: "I think my Depends is full."
From the Palin piece:
“This decision came after much consideration,” Ms. Palin told reporters gathered at her home, and added, “I really don’t want to disappoint anyone with this announcement.”
I speak republi-KKKon, so I can translate-
"Oops! Who'd a thunk the blood test would show Todd was Bristol's baby's father? I think those Purity Ball's are still the best way for a Dad to introduce a young girl to womanhood, ya know. And this has nothing to do with those pictures of me taking Samuel Wurzelbacher on that 'moose hunt', if ya know what I mean (WINK!)."
Posted by phidipides at July 3, 2009 03:34 PMSarah has found governing a state with economic problems isn't any fun anymore.
Her numbers back home had been in a nose-dive since last year's campaign and she's been feuding with legislators of both parties over the budget problems facing the state.
Posted by Mary at July 3, 2009 03:36 PMSP becomes more unbelieveable with every word from her mouth..one thing to believe: she is certifyably nuts...
please, please run her for pres in 2012....
Damn...the sordid story gets even worse!
Posted by phidipides at July 3, 2009 03:43 PMThe Obama just received a temporary reprieve.
Regards,
Bagley
Posted by A Host Visiting The Parasites at July 3, 2009 04:29 PMThe Obama just received a temporary reprieve...
A news flash from Palin's staff formally states that Palin will make a bid for the Presidency in 2010 since she has effectively resigned her Governorship. After her rambling disconnected speech, her staff were hesitant to tell her that Presidents are elected for 4 years, not 2.
Posted by phidipides at July 3, 2009 04:47 PMWhen you wrote "you didn't fly off to Argentina to hike the Appalachian trail," it suddenly occurred to me that just like there is something called a landing strip, and a Brazilian, perhaps there is something called an Appalachian trail (which I assume is something like a zigzag landing strip, popular in Argentina) Or maybe its the opposite of a landing strip, where a center strip of hair is removed and the rest remains. See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landing_strip_(pubic_hair) and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wax#Brazilian_waxing
Posted by marc sobel at July 3, 2009 04:47 PMSheesh, it's one thing to be a deeply unserious joke person and "governor", but can this be topped for egomaniacal lunacy? You simply have to read her "statement" for resigning---words fail at the level of insincerity, lies, contempt for voters and utter dishonestly. Priceless.
Well, she's off to....what? Crazed GOoP talking head? On what, Fox? Boss Rushbo's sidekick and vacation backup? "You Betcha, Rush"?
It's got to be some sort of media gig, what else could satisfy her monstrous, hideous egomania? What the hell can her kids think? Her relatives? Are they as crazed as her and "snow machine" champ Todd the bird-brain? This is an episode of Arrested Development.
Is there anyone, literally anyone, left in the GOoP party that isn't half insane? It's basically a party of conservative white egomaniacs all of whom are so impressed with themselves and oblivious to their monumental failure that the mind reels. Even a low grade cog like the Garbage Bagger imagines himself a "host" among "parasites"!
More Right wing violence is certain. How many automatic rifles do you own, Bagman? Enlist in Sarah's Army, proto.
The Nazis were a paragon of common sense and responsibility compared to this GOoP clownshow. Jeebis, what a country that hath such "parties" in it......
Posted by euzoius at July 3, 2009 04:56 PM"...Presidents are elected for 4 years, not 2."
Unfortunately.
"Even a low grade cog like the Garbage Bagger imagines himself a 'host' among 'parasites'!"
I am sure that many of my tax dollars go to support the lifestyle of the Leftists that inhabit this blog.
"How many automatic rifles do you own, Bagman?"
None, actually. (I prefer shotgunning for birds and bolt-action for larger game.)
Posted by A Host Visiting The Parasites at July 3, 2009 05:11 PMEven a low grade cog like the Garbage Bagger imagines himself a "host" among "parasites"!
As kos says about his 3 year-old and republi-KKKons:
What's his is his, and he won't share.
What's mine is his, because he "wants it".
And if he gets angry and frustrated,
He hits people, preemptively!
And I would add: He can't take the perspective of others' because his brain isn't fully developed.
Posted by phidipides at July 3, 2009 05:11 PMShe is headed for Fox News. TV was her career before she lurched into politics. Think of it: a talking head show daily for the next several years, broadcast twice a day. Another venue for Karl Rove to blather on. Another platform for Dick Cheney and Donnie Rumsfeld.
Palin's bail'n----
just had to say that.
Posted by gtash at July 3, 2009 05:16 PMShe must think she's going to get some sort of Noise Machine perch to bash Obaman Socialism or Lib'rul Fascism, or else (as TPM speculates) there's some massive AK scandal or lawbreaking about to be revealed.
Mebbe, but that doesn't take into account mental illness---which while somewhat rare in governors does happen. She's as good a "candidate" for it as any we've seen in a long time.
A whirlwind of lunacy, which the GOoP Noise Machine having to support flying blind. Incredible, they'll say anything, literally anything. Party over country is nothing. Now it's Party over sanity.
Posted by euzoius at July 3, 2009 05:18 PM"I prefer shotgunning and bolt action..."
Sarah's Army will accept any firearm you prefer. Join now! SarahsArmy.com!
Posted by euzoius at July 3, 2009 05:23 PMWhat's his is his, and he won't share."
Yes, it is mine. I worked for it. I will decide when to share and who to share with. You are the parasite.
"What's mine is his, because he "wants it"."
Yes, it is mine and you cannot have it simply because you want it. You are the parasite.
"And if he gets angry and frustrated,"
Your frustration is simply because I will not give to you what is not yours to take from me. You are the parasite.
"He hits people, preemptively!"
Ture. You Leftist are proclaiming loudly what I may earn on my investment and my labor: you plan to take most of it...but, again, the truth is that it is not yours simply because you want it. You are the parasite.
"He can't take the perspective of others' because his brain isn't fully developed."
Yes, I am unable to determine the source of Leftist thinking...although I do understand the nature of parasites.
"Sarah's Army will accept any firearm you prefer."
Good, I do have a favorite.
Regards,
Bagley
Posted by A Host Visiting The Parasites at July 3, 2009 05:45 PM......although I do understand the nature of parasites.
I wonder why? You're like a tick. You suck and expand yet want to give nothing back to the host that allows you to suck and expand. Next time you drive on a road, think about your education, send your children to school, let the FAA guide the plane you're in, take a flu shot, call the police, have a Fireman pull your mangy worthless ass out of a car, go to a library, don't get diarrhea when you drink the water, your turds go down a toilet, celebrate the death of some little brown person in some foreign country...understand that you are the biggest and worst parasite out there, tick boy. You are willing to kill the host to keep the worthless shit that you think you are entitled to.
Yes, I am unable to determine the source of Leftist thinking...
Are you stupid from birth, or just putting on an act?
Posted by phidipides at July 3, 2009 06:21 PMWell, the same old trolls are still around. Still adding nothing of value.
Hey Phidipides, good to read your usual humor and wit.
Sarah, the female Bush. Still believing her own lies in some fantasy world and still filled with illusions of importance. Oh yes Sarah. Please run. Where do I send a check?
Posted by Judith at July 3, 2009 06:23 PMJUDITH!!! How the hell are you?
Posted by phidipides at July 3, 2009 06:32 PM"Well, the same old trolls are still around. Still adding nothing of value."
Hi Judith, Peter was forced to join Scout on the Kool Aid farm.
I'm wait'n for the other Palin shoe to drop, doncha know.
Posted by TIKI AL at July 3, 2009 06:50 PMWell, phidipides, you identified the worthy in the the taxes I pay. How about endeavoring to identity the unworthy: transfer payments to the lazy and organizations like ACORN....bailouts to mis-managed companies...support for illegal immigrants...the worthless UN....and on and on and on....
Regards,
Bagley
P.S. I am [a] "...brown person [from] some foreign country..." who made it very well in this country through hard work and perseverance and I only celebrate the killing of those who deserve killing. It was your ilk who consigned my home country to the misery and death that it has suffered for decades: so STFU. You have no idea as to what you are talking about you socialist twit.
Hey Phidipides, I am just fine. Glad to see you and the rest of the gang still pointing out facts and truth to the intellectually challanged.
I'm back in the game, so to speak. The day Obama took office, I shut down for a long needed respite from politics. Gutted a room in my house, redesigned and decorated, planted the garden I have always dreamed of having, and lowered my blood pressure by not watching the news or reading political blogs. Life has been good.
Posted by Judith at July 3, 2009 06:59 PM
TIKI, HELLO. No kidding? Peter finally got booted, but that still leaves Baggy. For a second I thought Baggy's name read 'A Host for Parasites.'
Your right TIKI, another shoe will drop. I will guarantee you that Palin was forced to resign because something is about to explode.
Posted by Judith at July 3, 2009 07:17 PMYou have no idea as to what you are talking about you socialist twit.
Ahhhh, look. The 3 year-old...I mean r-KKKon is lashing out. That's pretty cute. Define socialist, if you can.
I am [a] "...brown person [from] some foreign country..."
Damn, and the last time you said you were from Britain. So, which one is it? Are you a tanned rower from off the Thames or a real brown person from a country my ilk ruined? If you speak Portuguese Brazil has your perfect society. Or did you only come here to make money...in a society that allows you to do so, tick man?
I'm back in the game, so to speak.
Good! I look forward to your wit and wisdom gracing these pages again.
Posted by phidipides at July 3, 2009 07:24 PM"Good! I look forward to your wit and wisdom gracing these pages again."
I could never match Twinky or TIKI, or you, for that matter, but I'll give it my best shot.
Posted by at July 3, 2009 07:28 PMHi T2, euzoius, headxray, gtash and Mary. Glad to see you all are still posting.
Posted by Judith at July 3, 2009 07:32 PMAnd I am glad to hear from the gracious Judith, hear you are well and congratulate you on the success of your hiatus.
And to everyone, except garbage bag brain, have a great holiday!
Posted by headxray at July 3, 2009 08:41 PMDamn, where did the tick man go?
Hell, I was getting ready to talk about his little red state and how they suck back $1.50 for every tax dollar they send in because of ticks like him not paying their own freight and sucking at the life blood of the country.
Posted by phidipides at July 3, 2009 08:43 PMP-dip, donchano, tick brain has an excuse...
He has to spend his $$$$ on bullets for the great republiKKKon revolution, by his bird brain brigade....
Posted by headxray at July 3, 2009 08:48 PMHe has to spend his $$$$ on bullets...
No doubt you noticed how was trying to be very "scairy" with his gun stuff.
Looks like Palin may soon be under Federal indictment. This is terrible! She was just practicing republi-KKKon anti-socialmisticism by embezzling instead of outright purchasing from her own pocket. Thank god she cut the special education budget in Alaska by 62%...damn parasitic kids. What is the Governor of the biggest debtor state out there to do? Ask for even more Federal funds so as to prove socialminimalistmism does not happen in her state?
A note to Sarah: Look, this is not a liberal vs. r-KKKon thing. You see, we are still full of r-KKKon lawyers in the DOJ. So an r-KKKon will likely prosecute you. It isn't about you against the media or libs. It's about you and your actions. It's good vs. evil...and no matter how much you spin your god, you are really a very evil little person. Personally, I really don't think your god was anything more than an advertising gimmick for you. That will change when the cell door slams shut.
Posted by phidipides at July 3, 2009 09:11 PMWelcome back, Judith. I thought you might still be boycotting the site.
Elizabeth State Bank, yesterday taken over by the FDIC (invested in CDO's doncha know), has a branch in my town of Galena, IL. I have some good friends who will be losing their banking jobs and it really sucks. Their retirement packages are in doubt as well.
I guess Galena's loss is Goldman Sach's gain. What a system. Check out Matt Taibbi's lastest in Rolling Stone...he calls out Goldman but good.
Posted by brisa at July 3, 2009 09:36 PMBagley, you stupid worthless projecting fuck, your parasitical crew is the reason the fucking host is critically ill.
Dumbass slackjawed sociopath. Fuck off.
Posted by The Creator at July 3, 2009 09:44 PMHa-ha, the dimwit "host" appears to have been driven into a rightwing conservative male rage by a couple sentences from the purported "parasite". And phid hadn't even deployed the actual host-parasite analogy for Murica---the scandal that the (conservative) red states are by and large supported by the taxes from (lib'rul) blue states. But the "leftist lifestyle" is the true "parasite", you betcha!
Bags is just like every one of these guys, an ideologically poisoned, illogical brain, puffed up with supposed material success and "made it on his own" nonsense. Greedy, immature and childish.
He fled Vietnam with no underwear, plops down (legally?) in the largest economy (and public infrastructure) on earth and crazily concludes "he did it all on his own, by gum"!
Yet he hates parasite "illegal" immigrants while (I suppose) telling himself he's all in favor of legal ones. Tell it to the judge, Bags. By all accounts, legal and illegal immigrants are all quite hardworking and pay a boatload of payroll taxes, which doesn't fit into your "parasite" meme too well---better rework it a little.
Also total up the tax amounts you specify as killing you with parasitism, you'll find it's a tiny drop in the federal budget, not that data will make much of an impression on a poison brained turd like you. The enormous "cost" to the US of the parasite UN and ACORN, of all idiocies.
Eat your daily Fox News shitballs, rover, good doggie. Soon Lady Sarah will be feeding you your your daily Fox "treats", so wag your tail harder. Jeebus, could you be any stupider? Yet you imagine yourself of the highest caliber intellect. Simply comic.
Posted by euzoius at July 4, 2009 04:49 AMPalin either conceived this stunt on her own, getting out of a bad situation as AK Guv and freeing up time for more "exposure", or it's a pre-arranged plan to get her involved in the daily Conservative Noise Machine bashing of Obama.
I think the leaders of the conservative movement know that they have to destroy Obama even if it means the country suffers massive damage and continued failure. Movement over country.
So the level of rhetoric and lies on the Noise Machine have to be ramped up even more. Obama's destroying the country, destroying capitalism, destroying the family, destroying religion, etc, etc, 24/7 full volume. What Fox claims then becomes "news" for the brain-dead corporate media to "follow".
The Right is bitter over the failure of Bushco and how the Left "divided" the country against Bush's War. Palin is bitter because Obama "humiliated" her and poisoned her state against her. And of course they fear a two term Dem prez.
So that means ramping up the rhetoric and hate now as the country languishes in the Great Recession caused by catastrophic Repub economic policies, with people getting more angry and desperate. And getting Wingnut Sarah off her Alaska asteroid and into a Fox talking head lice chair or onto her own "show" will be part of the strategy.
The absence of a Left wing communication network that can counter the conservative Noise Machine is a huge problem and Obama is going to find that out soon. FDR was attacked as a "traitor to his class" by the Right. The attack in 2009 will be Obama is a "traitor to the nation"---on steroids, 24/7.
Conservatives are a Nazi-like movement, they must prevail, whatever the cost. The coming year will be very dangerous for the country. Right wing domestic terror will massively increase, incited by the Noise Machine and Palin. The leaders of the "movement" don't care, indeed they want to see more popular rightwing violence---it means their message is getting through. They know terrorism works.
Posted by euzoius at July 4, 2009 06:15 AMYay Judith! Always nice to see you! You might want to check out the "fookin" clubhouse for some sad news...SoS is on vacation right now, but we manage!
Posted by Twinky P* at July 4, 2009 07:22 AM"Welcome back, Judith. I thought you might still be boycotting the site."
Thanks brisa. No, my brain just went on tilt about that time. It was like having to fight and be vigilant for eight long years, and when Obama won the election, the war (temporarily) was won and I could go home to other things in my life.
Hey Twinky P. Good to see you are still here. On my way to fookin.
Posted by Judith at July 4, 2009 09:03 AMJudith, you ever hear anything from iac? I miss her something fierce!
Posted by phidipides at July 4, 2009 09:37 AMI think the palin closets are full of skeletons (and who knows what else after the RNC shopping spree).
I think one issue to look at in the Palin family is the family home. Can they show any paper trail that shows how the place was built and paid for? I think the story so far has been that Todd and some contractor buddies built it. Like a tree house for the kids, I guess. Habitat for Prosperity.
Posted by mike at July 4, 2009 09:45 AMThe material for the Palin Family Kool Aid and Religious Brainwashing Center originated from the Ted Stevens Building Supply Store. The receipt policy of "Don't ask, don't tell" is strictly enforced.
phid: I miss "She was coyote", too.
Posted by TIKI AL at July 4, 2009 11:00 AMAw, you guys are the best - I'm still lurking. I'm not as easy to get rid of as, say, peter...
Meantime, our dear snark could use a bit o' cheering up over here.
Posted by iamcoyote at July 4, 2009 02:39 PMuRcoyote lives!!! I guess it took you more than the usual 3 days established by our lord jeebus to push that rock away from your burial cave.
So much to catch you up on! Obama won the election! Buddies for life ... I think.
Posted by TIKI AL at July 4, 2009 05:33 PMJust click the link, TIKI, ya goof. And yes, BFLs!
Posted by iamcoyote at July 4, 2009 06:08 PM