Ooh, that mean ol'Texas breeze almost blew your skirt open...You think I can be on top this time?

Posted by at April 26, 2005 07:02 AM

Condi's giving me a weird vibe, George. Like she's insanely jealous and will stab me with a letter-opener or something.

Posted by norbizness at April 26, 2005 07:03 AM

Forever United in Oil and Authoritarianism---A Covenant Marriage for sure!

Posted by euzoius at April 26, 2005 07:50 AM

Icepick, norbiz, icepick.

The really Capra-esque image shot through the bluebells at ground level was much more gorgeous and liner-worthy.

Posted by idiosynchronic at April 26, 2005 07:59 AM

Crown Prince: But you know what's the best thing about our way of life George.

Bush: I bet you don't get weggies wearing those robes do ya? I got one right now. These pants ride up somethin' awful. Is your palm sweatin'? Cus' mine sure is.

Posted by at April 26, 2005 08:05 AM

"My Saudi Valentine" (apologies to Frank Sinatra)

Posted by contract3d at April 26, 2005 08:26 AM

Photographic evidence of Bush's man date!

Posted by bob church at April 26, 2005 08:42 AM

Girlie Men

Posted by nohelp at April 26, 2005 08:55 AM

"You bet I can get My Pet Goat translated into arabic."

Posted by phidpides at April 26, 2005 08:55 AM

"Yes, yes Condi. But there is another reason some women should cover their heads...and face, if you catch my meaning my little camels rump. So, why do George and Dick call you 'Choo-Choo Rice'? Do you like to play with toy trains? How about that Rove and the way he salutes the man-flag pole? If he we're muslim he could get 43 boy virgins when he dies. Let's see your infidel pope-monkey arrange that! Hey, want to see how the pole raises the tent?"

Posted by phidipides at April 26, 2005 09:15 AM

Prince: Darling, are the twins going to come over tonight?

Bush: Yes, dear, we will be having an Elvis white panty party in your honor!

Posted by ga6thdem at April 26, 2005 09:38 AM

Prince: Are there any more buildings you want blown up?

W: I'll let you know after the next Polls come out.

Posted by T2 at April 26, 2005 09:58 AM

"Prince, nice hat, but when I referred to 'Bird Shit' I was talking about the stuff coming out of Senator Byrd's mouth, so really, you can take the hat off. Same goes for your buddies in behind".

Posted by Nimby at April 26, 2005 10:11 AM

Ooooeey, your hand is so much softer than Jeffey's.

Posted by redstater at April 26, 2005 10:20 AM

For all you Delay haters; I thought you would enjoy this from CBSnews.com

(CBS) A new study shows that members of Congress have taken more than $16 million in privately financed trips over the past five years, with many of the trips sponsored by non-profit groups that are not obligated to disclose who paid the bills.

The results of the study by PoliticalMoneyLine, an Internet site that compiles campaign finance information, were first reported by USA Today.

The problems of House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas, have placed a spotlight on congressional travel. DeLay has been accused of a spate of alleged ethical lapses, including travel that may have been paid for by a lobbyist.

Congressional rules permit privately financed travel, provided the money doesn't come from a lobbyist or the representative of a foreign interest.

But the study shows that more than half the private money spent on congressional travel since 2000 - $8.8 million - came from non-profit organizations who are not obligated to identify who may be actually paying the bills.

Widespread interest in DeLay's woes have spread bipartisan jitters through the halls of Congress. The Washington Post reports that members are racing to put their travel and campaign finance records in order in case their own activities come under scrutiny.

The newspaper also said that some members are restricting privately financed travel or even halting it altogether because of affaire DeLay.

The PoliticalMoneyLine study reviewed 5,410 trips taken by 605 members of the House and Senate. Democratic lawmakers had the edge, taking 3,025 trips, to 2,375 trips for GOP members.

The No. 1 trip-taker in dollar terms was Rep. James Sensenbrenner, R-Wis., chairman of the House Judiciary Committee. Sensenbrenner took 19 trips valued at $168,000.

In contrast, DeLay finished 28th by taking 14 trips valued at $94,568.

Rep. Harold Ford Jr., D-Tenn., took the most trips - 63. But Ford's less expensive domestic jaunts only totaled $61,000.

Top travel destinations, besides the U.S., were Mexico and Israel.

©MMV, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Posted by at April 26, 2005 11:23 AM

Ya think that's really rent-boy Jeff Gannon under those skirts?

Posted by Paul at April 26, 2005 12:46 PM

Oh. My. God.

Where have I seen this picture before?

Anybody else ever seen somebody selling a dime bag in a park before? This is what it looks like.

Posted by Matt Davis at April 26, 2005 12:59 PM

Just an FYI.....they could think Condi is the hottest thing since the habenero but Islamic men never touch women in public. Ever.

Posted by cls180 at April 26, 2005 02:31 PM

cls180, and they are thankful for it.

Posted by Judith at April 26, 2005 03:34 PM

Isn't it amazing how comfortable Bush seems to be walking around holding a man's hand? Personally, I don't care what the Saudi customs are, however, in America we don't walk around holding a man's hand, if we are a man.

Posted by Judith at April 26, 2005 08:00 PM

"if we are men." I have got to start proof reading.

Posted by Judith at April 26, 2005 08:01 PM

Someday, my Prince will come....

"You want we should blow up the Sears Tower, Georgie?"
"Wait 'till the summer of 2006, dear."

Posted by Blue Jean at April 26, 2005 09:31 PM

It takes a Brit, but that Craig guy on late night is spoofing the boy king now. It's hillarious. Wish I could always stay up so late.

But on a serious note, can't we all get along and defeat this regime next year? Push and beg and threaten, but let's turn it over in 2006.

Posted by Donnie at April 26, 2005 10:30 PM

Are we really stuck with these people until 2008?

Posted by Tug at April 27, 2005 12:45 AM