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On the front page of the AJC the past two days has been the story of the Bush FBI's utter incompetency. Two local police jurisdictions had a serial murderer in custody and both sent his fingerprints to the FBI and both time the FBI failed to match his fingerprints. Oh, were supposed to be safer right? Or were the idiots at the FBI not concerned because he had white skin? The families of the serial killers victim's are rightfully raging mad.
Happy Cinqo de Mayo!
Some tamales and a Dos Equus for dinner tonight.
Posted by muckcat at May 5, 2005 08:07 AMCan anyone imagine what would have happened if Hillary Clinton made a joke about masturbating a horse?
Posted by Matt Davis at May 5, 2005 08:13 AMCan anyone imagine what would have happened if Hillary Clinton made a joke about masturbating a horse?
A horse with a pronounced curvature to the left?
Posted by muckcat at May 5, 2005 08:22 AMA horse with a pronounced curvature to the left?
So the idiot son likes masturbating boys.....horses, that is. Guckert was a real stallion, so I think your statement reveals some form of homo-eroto-masturbatory-equine-fetishistic-froteristic phobic-isticness on your part, muckcat. Dern libruhls. You just don't get it.
When you look at the "deer leedur's" homosexual proclivities, I think the "I drink, I smoke, I read books" lady he lives with is sleeping alone for another reason.
Posted by phidipides at May 5, 2005 08:33 AM...so I think your statement reveals some form of homo-eroto-masturbatory-equine-fetishistic-froteristic phobic-isticness on your part, muckcat.
Wow!
You could've saved me a lot of money on therapy.
But it's frotteuristic. For future reference.
But it's frotteuristic.
What's in the name of a paraphilia?
Surely homoerotic asphyxiation would be as sweet if spelled incomplete.
To paraphrase Frankie goes to Hollywood, "Relax, don't do it! When ya wanna..chhkkk...gack...ckckck!"
Posted by phidpides at May 5, 2005 11:39 AMSurely homoerotic asphyxiation would be as sweet if spelled incomplete.
And surely acrotomophilia retains it's charm if found a few letters short what's the harm.
Posted by muckcat at May 5, 2005 12:42 PMAnd surely acrotomophilia retains it's charm if found a few letters short what's the harm.
"I was referring to a different stump," he grumped, but he could not quibble, as he pondered another lick of the urinal cake and a pica nibble.
Posted by phidipides at May 5, 2005 07:39 PMGelded too: a stump of black guttapercha wagging limp between their haunches. Might be happy all the same that way. Good poor brutes they look. Still their neigh can be very irritating.
Well we've come full circle.
Fancy that.