Comments: You Cap It - George And Pooty-Poot Male Bonding Edition

"Stop it, Pooty! I can do it myself!"

Posted by Mary at May 8, 2005 03:59 PM

'Da, im Russie ve drive om de right side."

Posted by rlprather at May 8, 2005 04:24 PM

George! the gas pedal is for go - the brake pedal is for stop -

Posted by Dorothy M. Ligon at May 8, 2005 04:39 PM

Leggo, Pooty----I'm steerin' the democracy here!!

Posted by euzoius at May 8, 2005 04:49 PM

i thought they weere on the out and outs.
i think we are being played fools with all the isiformation. this type of bull is really disquieting.
and yet the boys are at it.

Posted by veight a minute at May 8, 2005 05:00 PM

Drivers Ed 101....Bring em on!

Hey Pooty this dashboard is in Russian, what happens if I press this thingy in the middle of the steering wheel that has a word shaped like a a horn on it?

Oh Magoo, You've done it again!

Posted by emal at May 8, 2005 05:14 PM

ZOOM, ZOOM

Posted by Monk-in-Training at May 8, 2005 06:32 PM

"No, that's not a terrorist you're driving over - that's my wife, asshole!"

Posted by GD at May 8, 2005 06:45 PM

Clown Car

Posted by Avedon at May 8, 2005 06:46 PM

George, it has an ignition and a speedometer like every other fuckin' car in the world. Get yer head out of yer ass, cowboy.

Posted by Flamethrower at May 8, 2005 07:19 PM

So, friends DO let friends drive drunk!

Posted by Ickabod at May 8, 2005 07:25 PM

Thats 20 for a handjob and 50 for a bare back blowjob

Posted by theghostofgeorgew at May 8, 2005 07:26 PM

Here...Move over you bone head! Let me drive!

Posted by George at May 8, 2005 08:37 PM

"Jesus Christ! No wonder you can't steer the 'Ship of State'! Oops, pardon me. It's the beets."

Posted by phidipides at May 8, 2005 09:33 PM

Suicider

Posted by michaelw at May 9, 2005 06:09 AM

Pooty-Poot: Yeah, it changes direction better than a flip-flopping dry drunk; it has more modern thought processes behind it than a cokeheaded deserting fratboy; and it has more power than a faltering neo-theocracy run by an out-of-control madman who's deck is only half full.

Illegal Usurper: Woo-hoo! Git me a coupla these suckers, Pooty-Poot!

Posted by (: Tom :) at May 9, 2005 07:28 AM

Bush: Nice detailing.

Putin: Da. The inlays around the steering wheel are made from the bones of the factory workers who produced the cars. They really put all of themselves into being productive citizens.

Bush: Heh! Really? In the States we just toss 'em aside after they drop over. I guess Uncla' Jojo did have some good ideas after all. Those are workers who know how to sacrifice for the state...err...for freedom!

Posted by at May 9, 2005 07:50 AM

Putin: Nyet! I'm not going to hold your hand Georgie. Keep zem both on the vheel. You crash this baby you're kaput!

Posted by muckcat at May 9, 2005 08:08 AM

the Pere Ubu reissue comes to mind:
"One Man Drives While the Other Man Screams."

Posted by torridjoe at May 9, 2005 08:39 AM

George: How do I turn it on?

Posted by Sharon at May 9, 2005 09:07 AM

Three petals? Good and evil, what is the third for?

Posted by jim hurt at May 9, 2005 12:39 PM

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Dude, where's my Car?

Posted by Trieatalto at May 9, 2005 03:45 PM

More like Themlma and Louise's excellent Adventure.

Posted by at May 9, 2005 06:38 PM

"She'll go three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene!"

"What country is this car from?"

"Ah, it no longer exists, but take her for a test drive and you'll agree -- zagreber dimslotik diev! .... Put it in 'H'!"

Posted by bartkid at May 10, 2005 11:34 PM