At least Mussolini made the trains run on time.

So many traitors.

Saudi Arabia outraged at Koran desecration. Still apathetic about terrorism, Iraq beheadings.

Irony?

Steve,

Why are you bringing this to my attention? Can't you let me be content with Michael Jackson's trial and Paula Abdul's affair?

Get with the program, buddy. Abdul's the real issue here, not this Iraq thing. By the way, where the hell is Iraq? Never heard of it.

bigdog
And your hero holds hands with terrorists! Absolutely disgusting. Bush rewards the Sauds with favorable treatment for supporting terrorism!

America outraged over gay marriage. Still apathetic about torture, lies leading to war.

Idiots?

Irony? Maybe.

Most likely it's just a f__ked up sense of right and wrong. Come on...these idiots still stone people to death!

Someone needs to go back in time and shoot the S.O.B. that wrote that damn book.

Most likely it's just a f__ked up sense of right and wrong. Come on...these idiots still stone people to death!

Yeah, everybody knows that God wants us to use Lethal Injection--or maybe The Chair. Fucking idiots.

Saudi Arabia outraged at Koran desecration. Still apathetic about terrorism, Iraq beheadings.

Irony?

No. Seems perfectly consistant to me.

the crown prince assured me that there are very few terrorists left in the saudi government. that's good enough for me, as the saudis have always been solid supporters of my family, i mean america.

This use of the US military to do personal business by Bush, is it legal?

Someone needs to go back in time and shoot the S.O.B. that wrote that damn book.

exactly. that's what i meant by "turn the other cheek"

turn the other what?

Bush's Mission Accomplished has turned into Mission Impossible.

Someone needs to go back in time and shoot the S.O.B. that wrote that damn book.

exactly. that's what i meant by "turn the other cheek"

Posted by jesus at May 13, 2005 12:39 PM

Whoever wrote that, That was the best laugh all day...that is why I am repeating it.

George Bush,

Spreading freedom to Iraqi muslims: $300,000,000,000.

Tax cuts to big business and the wealthy: $2,000,000,000,000.

Pushing hard to write discrimination into the U.S. Constitution: Priceless.

emal, that "jesus" was me. thanks.

thanks benjoya, glad to give you high praise for the laugh.

I wish that I could say that I am shocked and surprised over the Quran desecration but I'm not. This from the same people who brought us the Abu Ghraib scandal. I don't blame people in the Muslim world prostesting with rage. Imagine the outrage in America if the Bible was torn up in front of American, Christian prisoners??

Traitors. I'm sick to death of you traitors.

Traitors. I'm sick to death of you traitors.

No Al. That's the sunlight doing those evil things to your body. Crawl back into your hole. You'll feel much better there.

Whew! Did someone have cabbage for lunch? Oh, it's just a new troll. An uberpatriot, too! how quaint.

"sick to death" ? alas, most likely just a figure of speech; our pagan satanic marxist powers aren't that strong yet.

Al is a fixture over at Matthew Yglesias's place, and Kevin Drum's. I always assumed that our lack of centrism would keep his ilk away. He's stupid, but he tends to write without many spelling errors, so it's not nearly as aggravating as the Right Coaster or Bendito. Kind of like Toby, but without the silly name.

Well, if we make you so sick, they why in the hell are you hear posting?

That post was to Al. The sentence should read: then why in the hell are you here posting?

I have decided that our asinine trolls come here because they can't get intelligent and critical thinking on their own sites. Of course, that is assuming that they have the gene for intelligent and critical thinking.

I long for a country where traitors aren't tolerated the way they are in this one. Here's to the future!

al, you shouldn't be so quick to point a finger. But you don't think about that, do you? To dissagree is not to be a traitor. You have probably heard the same elsewhere.

For me, I just wonder why you bother. I have never been compelled to troll sites you might visit and rable-rouse. Why do you feel compelled to do so here? I am truly curious. Tell me please!

Do you think you will convince everyone here into converting -- or perhaps bully all into converting to your thinking?

Or rather is it that you have nothing else useful to do in your life?

To be honest, if you called me a traitor to my face, I would simply laugh at you and point, so my friends could get a good chuckle.

My advice: step away from the 'puter. It ain't you're friend.

Saudi Arabia outraged at Koran desecration. Still apathetic about terrorism, Iraq beheadings.

America desecrating the Koran, apathetically turning civilans into vapor with smart bombs.

I long for a country where traitors aren't tolerated the way they are in this one. Here's to the future!

Absolutely correct Al. Me too. I loathe the stinking traitorous bastards who support this administration. Together, you and I can stop them! Thanks for joining the cause, buddy.

1 : one who betrays another's trust or is false to an obligation or duty.

1 : the betrayal of a trust : TREACHERY

2 : the offense of attempting by overt acts to overthrow the government to which the offender owes allegiance.

Yeah Al, Bush's "betrayal of trust" sures makes him a patriot doesn't it. His only obligation to duty, as he sees it, is to make the rich richer, and to overthrow the democracy that this Country was founded on.

Above is the definition is of "traitor". I thought perhaps Al needed the correct definition.

I am a traitor

I am too much of a coward to volunteer so I cower in a deep dark hole

Oh, good. Fake Al showed up, too.

I think our soldiers should be required to carry copies of King James at all times, and whenever dealing with the civilians in Afghanistan and Iraq, they should be required to pass them out and proselytize with the Afghanis and Iraqis at gunpoint. That'd teach 'em!

; )

Kind of like Toby, but without the silly name.

come on, matt. al makes toby look like thomas paine.

I think our soldiers should be required to carry copies of King James at all times

Dude, that's a Papist Bible!

Two guys named Al? I am confused.

The one Al and I are against the traitors who support the failed administration. I call him laudable Al. The other Al, if there is one, is making noises like he is a traitor. I call him audible Al. Laudable Al, being a liberal, is a patriot and aginst the republi-con traitors. Whilst audible Al is claiming to be a traitor who supports the administration.

What is phidipides to do? Why, forget about it and place his future in the hands of a higher power. ExxonMobile.

Matt Davis, no, King James is Protestant. I already took that into consideration for my new idea for a U.S. Government program that I hereby call, "Guns and Bibles!" soon to be brought to a Baghdad neighborhood mosque near you by the U.S. Armed Forces.

The Vulgate and new translations from original texts like New American Bible, New Jerusalem, and the Revised Standard Version (now available With or Without Apochrypha!) are the Papist Bibles. King James is, like, THE original Protestant Bible, nearly.

Please, we don't want to be increasing the number of Chaldeans in Iraq -- no need, we want new converts to our American version of The Faith, NOT some weirdo European-controlled Faith. Guns and Bibles, that should convince the Iraqis to love us!

Next on the agenda -- a statue to be erected in Najaf right next to the Imam Ali mosque, consisting of a Cross, a Star of David, a pair of Golden Arches and an American flag, all 500 feet high so it can be seen from miles and miles around, called, "We Love You Iraqis from Your New Friends and Neighbors!" We're gonna make them love us, by gum.

; )

Matt Davis, no, King James is Protestant.

The really hardcore anti-Papists despise the Episcopalians/Anglicans, too.