shit. what am i gonna do now?

Posted by dubya at June 25, 2005 11:36 AM

If D.Che ney became incapacitated, or worse, would G WB become President?

Posted by ROGNM at June 25, 2005 11:49 AM

Maybe cheney's got the old Soviet 'flu syndrome.' My question is who decided it was time for some extended bedrest and who's taking over?

Posted by Jim Faith at June 25, 2005 12:40 PM

Angina is hardly fatal these days and is easily treatable. This is much ado about nothing.

What is amazing is the heavy censorship being exercised on her blog following the predictable resentful comments that followed "The Scoop".

Only on the Wall Street Journal have I seen a blogger so afraid of controversy.

Posted by Don P at June 25, 2005 02:31 PM

i, um, need to, uh, spend more time with my pet scorpion.

Posted by dick cheney at June 25, 2005 03:09 PM

It was just the last remnants of his heart dying. That's what happens when you don't use it. Now he is impervious to death, although bright daylight will burn his skin and he can't eat garlic toast. It's the neo-con transformation.

Posted by phidipides at June 25, 2005 07:09 PM

I've always thought that Cheney looked like the character Penquin from Vatman.

Posted by sage at June 25, 2005 07:34 PM

Normally batman is spelled with a b.

Posted by sage at June 25, 2005 07:36 PM

Perhaps knowing what the future holds for him, he is going to go for the compassion plea of a sick and dying old man.

Posted by Judith at June 25, 2005 11:51 PM

hope he rots in hell..if i ever got the opportunity i would piss on his grave..that man is the prince of darkness...anyone ever wonder what qualifications cheney had to run a global corporation like halliburton?

Posted by dennis at June 26, 2005 04:49 AM

Cheney checked in at the orthopedic center under the name “Dr. Hoffman"?

Isn't that the Dr. who discovered LSD?

Posted by creepy dude at June 26, 2005 09:13 AM

dennis, you are wrong. the real "PRINCE OF DARKNESS" is Richard Pearl the ne-con Israeli spy,( caught spying for Isreal in 1970 by usa gov.) Pearl, Dick Cheney, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Armitage all leading ne-cons looking for another war with Iran. But I know that its easy to mix them up, these chicken hawks of a feather..... Get Out Of Iraq, Stay out of Iran...

Posted by Al at June 26, 2005 09:46 AM

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