Dear Sir:
After thoughtful consideration by the City Council, and a 6 - 0 vote of the same, your property is deemed blighted. Your property, and those properties immediately contiguous to your property, are to be vacated within 30 days. The County Appraiser has estimated that your property is to be valued at 1/3 it's real tax value due to the overabundance of fruit trees present on the same.
As you know, this property is to be given to Dick Head, CEO of Screw-M Corporation, who will reclaim this blighted property for condominiums and an adult theme park.
Have a nice day,
Your Political Leaders
Posted by phidipides at June 26, 2005 09:32 AMParadox, wonderful post.
Posted by Judith at June 26, 2005 12:54 PMI enjoyed your post, too. Thanks.
Posted by chris c at June 26, 2005 03:20 PMMr. Paradox:
Have you ever written or considered writng a book. I think it would sell. UWC
Posted by Uneducated White Cracker at June 26, 2005 05:17 PMDog, I'm so embarassed.
T, of the law firm Wee, Cheathum & Howe.
Shit oh dear, we are so increadly fucked.
Posted by Thomas Ware at June 26, 2005 06:21 PMGreat pose, paradox. You & Athenae at First-Draft should collaborate.
And F-ing awesome followup, phid.:)
Posted by idiosynchronic at June 26, 2005 07:22 PMWhite Cracker, I thought the very same thing when I read Paradox's post.
Posted by Judith at June 26, 2005 07:24 PMDear Paradox,
Don't let anyone squish your dreams. Without dreams like yours, we wouldn't have great songs, good books to read, and things to strive for.
I think you should jam some cloves into those orange iron balls at Christmas and they can sweetly smell up your house anyway.
Sharon
Posted by Sharon at June 27, 2005 04:45 AMThink Christmas gifts of Marmalade.
Posted by jim hurt at June 27, 2005 12:07 PM