"Why did we invade Iraq? Because I felt like it, that's why!"
Posted by at August 11, 2005 11:48 PM"What, me worry?"
At least he looks serious, for once.
Posted by nalumom at August 12, 2005 12:15 AMOption a)
Condi: "Ah Mr President. Gentlemen don't boast about how big they get when I'm in the room"
Option b)
Bush: "Iraq? Whats that?"
Posted by Adam at August 12, 2005 12:21 AMI tell you, that fish was this big....
Posted by Mary at August 12, 2005 12:46 AM"Uhhhh....I dunno.....what was the question?"
Posted by James at August 12, 2005 01:04 AMMilkin horses is hard work.
Posted by at August 12, 2005 01:48 AMW: I caught a lie this big...
Condiass: Like hell you caught it!
Posted by buck turgidson at August 12, 2005 01:55 AM"so her son was killed..life is a bitch"
Posted by dennis at August 12, 2005 03:52 AMSo, I'm a smuck. So what.
Posted by Judith at August 12, 2005 04:36 AMor is that "schmuck"
Posted by Judith at August 12, 2005 04:37 AMHe hasn't spoken yet. He's trying to figure out the answer to this question:
"Mr. President, how many times have you fallen down so far on your vacation?"
Posted by dj moonbat at August 12, 2005 04:49 AMIn response to the question, "Mr. President, how much longer will you be on vacation here in Crawford?", the President replies "Oh, about this long."
Posted by the professor at August 12, 2005 04:58 AM"uh my hat ? o it's about this big. next question," mr. president do you have any cattle. "none you might say i'm all hat no cattle." auh auh
Posted by rich at August 12, 2005 05:27 AMReporter: Why does a man who was born in Connecticut, attended all the pansy ass schools back east, never had a job except the ones has pa gave him, have a 1600 acre ranch with no animals and covered in brush, pretend he is a cowboy from Texas?
Bush: That’s what Herr Röve told me to day? Go figure.
What’s wrong with my Grandfather collaborating with NAZI Germany? This is a free country isn’t it?
Posted by Himmler at August 12, 2005 05:44 AMStill, enough of you voted for him to allow the fraud machine to complete its work easily. The rest of the world really does hate Americans. Passionately. Its hard to tell blue staters from red staters from thousands of kilomteres away. You just all look like morons. perhaps if those of you still with brains were to mount a rebellion....
Posted by Paul at August 12, 2005 05:52 AM"Condi, I dropped my ice cream cone. Wahhh! And make that mean lady go away, she's scarin' me!"
Posted by iamcoyote at August 12, 2005 05:55 AM"I am not a crook".
Posted by muckcat at August 12, 2005 06:12 AMDoesn't Condi have something else to do? Like be the Secretary of State?
"We've got a big bed, and she's got a little section of it all to herself."
I don't give a rat's ass. I'm the president, see?
Posted by ilboabn0 at August 12, 2005 07:04 AM"This is my 'sad huggie' face. I put out my arms and did 'sad huggie' face and tried to make okay with Mrs. Sheehan. It didn't work."
Posted by backspace at August 12, 2005 07:25 AM
"Bleeding the beast? What does that mean? Eh, it's hard to explain..."
Posted by thief at August 12, 2005 07:29 AMGOD told me not to talk to her. What's a guy to do?
Posted by Sharon at August 12, 2005 07:44 AM"Mr. President, as Americans tire of the left wing exploitation of Cindy Sheehan, how many seats do you think the GOP will pick up in the 2006 elections?"
Posted by muckdog at August 12, 2005 08:14 AMmuckdog
thats funny..very comedic
Posted by dennis at August 12, 2005 08:19 AMDomo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai
Duce! Duce! Duce!
and, uh, Judith -- calling Dubya a schmuck is an insult to all circumcised foreskins.
Posted by ck at August 12, 2005 08:29 AMBush answers question from reporter: "Mr. President, do you remember Jeff Gannon?"
Posted by T2 at August 12, 2005 08:40 AMThanks, ck. Now I know what the definition of schmuck is! Now, I'll have more fun when I call someone a schmuck.
Posted by at August 12, 2005 08:49 AMI don't know, muck, I think people will remember the right wing explotation of Terri Schiavo. And the right wing disrespect for the mother of a fallen soldier.
Posted by ann at August 12, 2005 09:10 AM"Mr. President, how big of a turd do you think muckypup is?"
Posted by iamcoyote at August 12, 2005 09:13 AMQ: Mr. President, would you have any objection to the Secretary of State inserting a large, prickly cactus in your bum?
Posted by tempus at August 12, 2005 09:17 AMI guess the blowjobs from Condi and Karen Hughes weren't up to their usual high standard.
Posted by Tibor at August 12, 2005 09:34 AMtempus, muckypoop requests permission to remove his nose first.
Posted by iamcoyote at August 12, 2005 09:45 AM"I'd' say Gannon's cock was about this big"
Posted by sf at August 12, 2005 09:48 AM"How on earth would I know?"
Posted by Stupendousman at August 12, 2005 10:00 AM"Sure, I could go out and talk to her, but I don't have to run again, so, hey, what's in it for me?"
Posted by biggerbox at August 12, 2005 10:18 AM"Do I care what Cindy Sheehan thinks? Do I look like I care?"
Posted by OutFar at August 12, 2005 10:20 AMAs the duly appointed Smirk-King, I need my very own slaughterhouse. Executing death-row Texans wasn't enough for me. Killing Afghani peasants wasn't enough for me. You-all don't mind, ya-hear. I am the Child-King and My-Word is Law.
by James K. Sayre
Posted by james k. Sayre at August 12, 2005 10:44 AMThe WMD was THIS big... really
Posted by Evan at August 12, 2005 10:44 AMBush: "We'll stay this long."
Press: "How long is that?"
Bush: "As long as necessary."
Imaginary Press with Balls: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Bush: "That when we pull out, I'll tell you that's how long I've always told you we'd stay."
BTW - I borrowed the picture for my site with the appropriate acknowledgement. Thanks
We plan to leave Iraq when my approval rating gets down to ummm....uh...20, maybe 15 percent?
Posted by Cory at August 12, 2005 11:17 AMQ: Why are we in Iraq?
A: How the hell would I know? You think they tell me anything?
Now, watch this drive...
Posted by (: Tom :) at August 12, 2005 11:36 AMWell, I've been clearin' brush and such, yeh know, and when I ain't doin' that, I'm workin' on my sekrit thesis regardin' sub-photonic particle dissipation within the confines of high-density pulsed electromagnetic fields. And I ride my bicycle too.
Well, it's past my bedtime, so I'll see you next vacation.
Posted by tempus at August 12, 2005 11:46 AMNOBODY'S PERFECT....
Posted by ELF at August 12, 2005 12:20 PMSee now if my dick were this long I wouldn't have had to invade. I just snapped after all those locker room insults
Posted by Jay at August 12, 2005 01:52 PMAmericans dying? No big deal.
Posted by Hmm ... at August 12, 2005 02:14 PM"Mr. President, could you demonstrate that cheerleading jump you invented at Yale?"
"Why sure, glad you asked. First, see, you gotta concentrate. Then you gotta get your arm flap going real fast like in circles like this. That's so you can overcome that force we call gravity."
Posted by dorita at August 12, 2005 02:24 PMReporter: How large is the biggest line of coke you have ever snorted?
Bush: SNURF, SNURF, RAILS OFF CONDI'S ASS?
Posted by Better Than You at August 12, 2005 04:39 PMI have no fucking idea what I am doing and I DON'T CARE!!!
Posted by nigel at August 12, 2005 04:56 PM"Unisexual? Me? Well hell, that fits. Share the wealth, right? heh
Posted by michilines at August 12, 2005 04:56 PMNo really... I am sure it will work....we just stay the course...stay the course
Posted by Steve Frisch at August 13, 2005 03:36 PMWhen I play "Conqueror" on the NSA's game board, Iraq is only this big. I still have some more pieces left and should be able to win the game real soon.
Posted by DE at August 15, 2005 12:06 PM