Well, this is just more proof to the Tali-Evan-Fundies that them 'Joos' is godless folk and need to be brought to Jee-zus. If it weren't for revelations being the only part of the bible the idiot Tali-Evan-Fundies believe in, Israel would have been flushed long ago.
A conversation in the average Red State Neo-Con home:
"Woman! Brang me me another Old Milwaukee. God-damnit, Joey-Bob! I don't give a rats ass if yor hungry. Eat some Red Hots or git yor brekfuss at school. Jus leave me the fuck alone before I slap you through a wall. Ah'm tryin to watch Fox News. Fuckin Joos."
Posted by phidipides at January 11, 2006 08:04 AMI had posted this on OT last night, but it is more fitting here:
Thought the Pat Robertson thread yesterday would appreciate this. I drove by a fairly liberal church just now. The reader board said, "A note to Pat Robertson, Proverbs 10-11" So, being the heathen that I am and not knowing the verse, I looked it up.
I think that many religious people are fairly disgusted with him.
Posted by Anjha at January 11, 2006 08:05 AMThnks Stv fr th nf n Rbrtsn’s fllt cncrnng th cmmnt n Shrn. Rdng Phd’s cmmnt rdcs wrtr t sk, ‘whr d strt? nd, s t wrth th tm?’ Hwvr, njh’s pnt prvds fndtn t smply bgn ths shrt prgrph.
s n ll cncptl dt cnnctng n th prsnttn f ndrstndng, hstry s ncssry. Y r crrct, Phd, n tht Rbrtsn s nt nly pr-snl, bt lw n th mrl scl f vltn, nd ths nclds Bblcl stndrds, th vry stndrd tht Rbrt rrnsly hlds s hs nsgn. Yt, ll mdrn rgnzd ’Chrstn’ chrch systms r n Rbrt’s dntcl fld f rrr. Ths s s bcs thy fl t ndrstnd tht th Bbl s wrttn n t lst thr lvls f nlyss: hstrcl, mrl, nd, mst mprtntly, sprtl. Nw ths thr lvls wr cmmn knwldg n th vry rly Chrstn chrch nd nc gn drng th tm f bth Crmwll nd Clvn. t ws th rdcd vstg f Crmwll’s lgcy tht prdcd fw stns f trth tht ld t th dvlpmnt f r wn cntry.
Th ’ntllctl’ rts f r crrnt crprt systm fnds ts ’rlgs’ rts n th mvmnt tht cntrd wht Crmwll rprsntd, (th Trth f th Bbl) nd ths mvmnt w knw s ’rmnsm.’
Ths s why Phd s cls t th trth: bth mdrn ‘Chrstn’ rgnztns nd th crprt nstttn r n bd tgthr n tht thy hv th sm phlsphcl grndngs. rmnsm ncrrctly rgs tht w hv sprtl fr wll, tht w cn d smthng t gn ccss t hvn. Crprtns, sng th pr-cnscs ndrstndng f th Prtstnt thc, flly mbrc ths ntn nd fght lk crzy t qsh th Clvnstc Trth f Bblcl ndrstndng, (ndrstndng tr Bblcl cncpts s nt nly bd fr stckng th chrch wth nsvd chrchrs…tllng thm wht thy wnt t hr…bt s mst trrbl fr prftrrs. Thr s nthng nw ndr th sn; Nmrd dd th sm thng bt 4000 BC: tryng t bld hs wn gspl t rch Gd).
Rbrtsn, wtht ny ndrstndng f bth th mrl nd spclly th sprtl dmnsns f hw th Bbl ws wrttn, r, n nthr wy, cmpltly dnyng tht Gd wrt th ntr Bbl s prbl, s cncrt rtcltn f bstrct Trth, (ndd, th mdrn chrch systm dns tht th Bbl s dffclt t ndrstnd nd tht t hs ny sprtl dmnsn whtsvr, nlss t prps thr prsppstns f rrr) blvs tht Gd’s cncrt rtcltn tht th gnrl r f mdrn srl s th ‘prmsd lnd’ nd th ftr st f sm srt f rmgddn bttl btwn Gd nd mn fllwng Stn. Th cnfsd chrchrs frgt tht Gd wrt n prbls: H drw s pctr f th Trth.
Phd s gn crrct n tht th thr pssblty s tht Rbrtsn mks gd prft gttng pr ppl t blv hs ln f crp; ths plcs Rbrtsn n th sm cmp s hs ‘hsbnd’ th crprt nstttn. hv yt t s ny mdrn chrch ‘pstrs’ ndrstnd mr thn vry, vry lttl bt th Bbl, nd ths nclds s-clld thlgns fr th pst 300 yrs, nd ll th wy bck t 13000 yrs f w fllw nly n thrd f Bblcl msndrstndng.
ls, dn’t thnk tht th mdrn Jws f srl ndrstnd nymr f th Bbl thn thy dd whn Jss wlkd mng thm: thy dn’t. Fls Chrstnty nt nly prmts trsts dllrs frm nsspctng mrks ( mn, nsvd chrchrs) bt t ws mmbrs f ths sm gfy st f ‘Chrstns’ tht prmtd th ntn f nnxng Plstn fr mdrn srl ftr WW. Ths gys wr n dffrnt tht th svrl Pps tht nttd th crsds. Thy wntd t d smthng n thr wn t brng Jss bck. Th pst WW ldrs, th wnnrs, thght tht Jss wld cm bck wth th r-brth f Jwsh stt, (nd th nw srl hd t b n Plstn d t thr rrr f ndrstndng th Bbl. ndd, wht wld mk mr sns tht hvng mdrn srl lctd n sbjctd Grmny? Nw, tht wld b tr jstc). ndd, th fls‘pstrs’ f th r thght th Jws wld cnvrt t Chrstnty nd tht Jss wld dtflly fllw thr ld! Th nsvd hd n cl bt Gd t ny n pnt n hstry, nd t s stll th sm tdy, f nt wrs.
njh, Pr 10:11 'H tht wnkth wth th y csth srrw: bt prtng fl shll fll,' spks bt tchng th tr Gspl; f w fl t tch th Trth, sdnss wll ns, (ll mn-md cncpts r n rrr); f w tch mn-md trsh, gnrng th trth f th Gspl, th dmnsn Gd clls 'hds,' wts. D y thnk tht th chrch knw th bv? N, thy r n th sm cmp s Rbrtsn, bt mrly dsgr wth hs vrbl ttck. Thy, lk Rbrt. r f thr mstr: rmn.
With Pobertson, even more than the average fundie TV preacher-man, you read a little in the papers, or you dig a little, and seems like there's always $$$$ involved, at the end of the day.
Posted by anon at January 11, 2006 10:15 AMI would have said Robertson jumped the shark on sanity with this one, but I think it was the Hugo Chavez one, or maybe how he stopped the Hurricane comment, or maybe it was the one God destroying that Pennsylvania town....
Posted by Jason at January 11, 2006 10:55 AMRobertson has spent far too much time handling snakes.
Posted by ann at January 11, 2006 11:00 AMIn 2008 Republican presidential candidates will again kiss his ring during the primaries.
Posted by rlp at January 11, 2006 11:04 AMIn 2008 Republican presidential candidates will again kiss his ring during the primaries.
Posted by rlp at January 11, 2006 11:04 AM
I don't think that his finger is what they are going to kiss, rlp! Doesn't he keep his fat wallet in a back pocket?
Posted by pessimist at January 11, 2006 12:11 PMI think the real question we need answered is this:
Are those Pat Robertson sponsored weight loss shakes science-based or faith-based?
Posted by God Of War at January 11, 2006 12:38 PMDamn! And I was so looking forward to visiting Holyworld. (Can't call it "Holyland", you know. Trademark and all...).
Damn! And I was so looking forward to visiting "Holyworld". (Can't call it "Holyland", you know. Trademark and all...).
Israel is just tempting fate now! Surely god is going to send a Huricane to that region to break the levees or something.
Posted by erik28com at January 12, 2006 05:18 AM