Bill Maher suggested the same. Hey, if it saves taxpayers money, I am all for it.
Posted by ann at February 26, 2006 06:37 PMIt's not that he can't pedal, wave and talk at the same time. It's that everytime you ask him to give you two pronouns he always asks, "Who? Me?"
Posted by phidipides at February 26, 2006 07:01 PMOutsourcing our Intelligence to almost anyone might be better than what we've got!
Posted by Mickey at February 26, 2006 07:23 PMGeorge voluntarily called the guy to ask after his health and apologize? Wow, that's the first human thing I've heard of him doing.
Posted by Sharon at February 26, 2006 08:21 PMI bought a bicycle three years ago, and I have not fallen off once. I must be really good at bicycling.
Posted by Judith at February 27, 2006 01:15 AMI am not a psychologist, but Bush's "accidents" seem more like self-destruction issues. Afterall, drug abuse and alcoholism are both destructive behaviors.
Posted by Judith at February 27, 2006 03:06 AMSimultaneously reading the daily Cheney "to do" list, while masticating a pretzel is not easy.
Judith: What could possibly go wrong when a "reformed drunk" tries to run the world?
Posted by TIKI AL at February 27, 2006 12:41 PMPss, yr ‘tsrcng’ ntn s mst crtnly nt strtch. Drng th 80’s, md th mstk f sgnng p wth th S Mrshls. lthgh svrl fctrs hntd tht ths dprtmnt ws nc gd, t ws slwly frgmntd by pltcns nd th Fdrl Jdgs. s nyn wth xprnc wth ths grp f jdgs wll ttst, thy r prhps th wrst grp f prfssnls pssbl. ndd, thy r ll crprt lwyrs tht flly mbrc th tw mjr lgl mstks prppng crprt hgmny: crprt prsnhd, nd llwng crps t by thr cmpns.
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ls, Fdrl Lw nfrcmnt, s gnrl rl, hvly hrs rhds wtht n shrd f strt xprnc; nd thy prmt ths fls nt tchng pstns t tch wht thy fl t knw nd ndrstnd t th nxt grp f kds. My ntr Fdrl xprnc ws srrl s th sns f ttl lck f chsv trnng n cmbntn wth crrclm frgmnts tht wrkd wll n sltn. Fr nstnc, th tchrs f drvng wr xcllnt. Ths gys t FLTC tht tght drvng sklls wr strt xprncd nd sw skll n thr stdnts nd ppld prs wtht rsntmnt r flng thrtnd by pprnt skll. Gt ths, n ll thr rs f FLTC, (wth n xcptn) ny skll prfrmd wll by stdnts ws rsntd by tchng stff. Ths fls wr nly sd t nxprnc bmblng hlf-scrd kds cmng thrgh nd fld t s skll whn prsntd.
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We already had our nation outsourced to Halliburton. They're outsourciing it to oil magnates. The oil magnates will outsource it to the Chinese, who already owns it, so that makes sense. Then the Chinese can outsource it to Italians, since they have the fake paperwork. Berlusconi will sell it to the Portuguese, in exchange for their television rights.
The Portuguese will fund a mission to Outsource Portugal to North America. The British and the Spaniards won't be far behind.
"History is circular-like." -- Dubaiya Bush, 2010 SOTU speech.
Posted by Paul in LA at February 27, 2006 10:47 PM