New rule: McKinney seems unstable and therefore must go thru the magnatometer in the future, wearing her congressional pin and a scarlet letter "A" for assaultress.
Even Johnny Cochren must have rolled over at her feeble attempt to play the racecard. How could someone with such poor judgement get it right by voting against the war? Think Hillary would like to trade war votes?
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And in the news:
President Bush upset his secret security detail this morning by having a .50 caliber machine gun installed at his ranch in Crawford, Texas. Mr. Bush said “it’s for gopher hunting.” When questioned about the effect a .50 caliber armor-piercing round would have on a gopher, Mr. Bush simply stated “Nothing it didn’t deserve.”
Mr. Bush was equally non-committal regarding the testimony of Mr. Libby, former chief of staff to VP Mr. Cheney. “Doesn’t his company make beans or something?” Several former members of the Bush White House have formed a WHVA (White House Veterans Association). Current members include Colin Powell, George Tenet, Libby, Claude Allen, Andrew Card, Richard Perle, Paul Wolfowitz, and John Negroponte. Stephen Hadley wants to join, but has to wait for a suitable scandal to remove him from office. Life is a bitch.
Vice President Dick (that’s Dickless to you) Cheney has undergone his 49th heart transplant, and has finally qualified for the Guinness Book of World Records. The 2006 model apparently came from a two-week old kid goat.
Donald Rumsfeld has refused to answer any questions regarding his strategy for Iraq, or Iran, North Korea, Syria, and possibly the French Riviera. Upon questioning, Mr. Rumsfeld stated, “Please insert a yard-stick in your anus.”
White House Press Secretary Scott McClelland today announced that he is taking part in a drug study for an experimental hallucinogen called “FoxFuck”. No word yet on the effects on Mr. McClelland, or his next-door neighbor.
Well, happy hour is over at my local, so I must sign off. Troy McClure reporting for Faux News.
Posted by tempus at April 8, 2006 11:43 AMSo our news media is now creating the news. Well, that figures.
NASCAR Furious With NBC Over 'Dateline' Segment
Story Targeted Martinsville Track to Gauge Levels of Anti-Muslim Sentiment
American stock car racing's governing body called a network television news magazine "outrageous" on Wednesday, saying it tried to provoke anti-Muslim reactions from spectators at last week's race for a story about growing U.S. sentiment against Islam.
The National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing said the NBC network's "Dateline NBC" confirmed it was sending Muslim-looking men to a race, along with a camera crew to film fans' reactions. The NBC crew was "apparently on site in Martinsville, Virginia, walked around and no one bothered them," NASCAR spokesman Ramsey Poston said Wednesday.
"It is outrageous that a news organization of NBC's stature would stoop to the level of going out to create news instead of reporting news," Poston said.
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Posted by Judith at April 8, 2006 01:03 PM