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Comments: You Cap It - Please Make Him Stop Edition

"Two more years of THIS?"

Posted by Sharon at May 26, 2006 06:15 AM

Sorry, Condi, I farted.

Posted by D at May 26, 2006 06:16 AM

Did you say something, Josh?

Posted by Seven of Six at May 26, 2006 06:17 AM

"Wake me when it's over, Josh, I've heard this one before."

Posted by ann at May 26, 2006 06:19 AM

Condi: "Damn viagra. If my husb . . George, couldn't keep it up all hours, he wouldn't keep me up all hours. Of course, it's not like I haven't heard this crap before . . here, in the office, in closet down the hall . . "

Bolten: "The MDEX302 gas that pacifies the press corps gives me the yawns. But I have to stay alert in case Condi starts snoring."

Posted by idiosynchronic at May 26, 2006 06:25 AM

"I wonder if Andy Card wants his old job back?"

Posted by Jason at May 26, 2006 06:25 AM

(Close eyes, pretend it all isn't happening.) (Agent Walters, do you have the Presidents bike ready for a quick getaway?)

Posted by jerry at May 26, 2006 06:28 AM

Condo: "I...just...can't...take....any....more".

Boobten: "Jesus Christ, he's stupid AND boring".

Posted by euzoius at May 26, 2006 06:32 AM

[Sec. of State Rice passes gas]

Sec. Rice to herself: I hope no one heard that. Ohhh, it's a ripe one.

Chief of Staff Bolton to himself: Is that me? Memo to self - need stronger breath mints!

Posted by at May 26, 2006 06:32 AM

"These white folks sure are boring."

Posted by Christopher at May 26, 2006 06:33 AM

Bolton to Condi: "What is this bitter taste in my mouth? Regret? Crow? A shit sandwich? Oh my God I'm going to puke!"

Condi to Bolton: "Welcome to the party John."

Posted by Maurice Reeves at May 26, 2006 06:51 AM

Bolton: Did he just say "more sophisticated"?

Posted by snark at May 26, 2006 07:01 AM

The Senate just confirmed Michael Hayden.

Bastards.

Posted by Christopher at May 26, 2006 07:10 AM

"Hear no evil" must be out of frame.

Posted by steve duncan at May 26, 2006 07:11 AM

"Making their own Reality, mid-2006".

Reprinted with permission from: "Dubya!, a Photographic Picture-Book History" (with cartoon supplement for secondary schools), Regnery Press, 2011.

Posted by euzoius at May 26, 2006 07:14 AM

Speech content has sent Bolton into full puke supression, while launching Conarteesta on a lovely imaginary shopping trip to Rodeao Drive.

Posted by TIKI AL at May 26, 2006 08:08 AM

Somethin' Stinks!

Posted by Sharon at May 26, 2006 08:11 AM

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Posted by scout at May 26, 2006 08:43 AM

A snap reaction, but, one thing about little Bush is that he always appears fit and happy;

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Bush looks older than his father.

His ancient bones -- the result of inbreeding seen in old British royalty, look frail and ready to snap.

Happy? Try miserable. Lost. Annoyed. Frustrated. Angry. Bored. Tired. And Confused.

Not certainly NOT happy.

Posted by Christopher at May 26, 2006 09:18 AM

Christopher, you forgot medicated, darlin'. Check out the blotchy complexion! Broken capillaries = liver damage.

Posted by iamcoyote at May 26, 2006 09:58 AM

iamcoyote,

Yep. Bush's "happy" face is covered in Gin blossoms.

Just like most skid row drunkards.

Posted by Christopher at May 26, 2006 10:22 AM

My caption?

Secretary of State Condileeza Rice and White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten belatedly realize that George W. Bush is President.

Posted by ccobb at May 26, 2006 12:56 PM

That blow job you gave me left your teeth in my mouth, bitch!

Posted by Mal Feasance at May 26, 2006 02:12 PM

Ms. Rice is thinking "...oh, no!", while Mr. Bolton (a bit slower on the uptake) is thinking "this doesn't seem to be going over as well as we thought it would".

Posted by Don Fitch at May 26, 2006 06:21 PM

Steve,

You've captured the essence of the "the Bush." These are priceless pictures!

Thanks

Posted by Mickey at May 27, 2006 04:56 AM

This is what a crystal meth hangover looks like in the morning!

Posted by tempus at May 27, 2006 09:56 PM