Ed Wood running the country wearing an angora sweater and pointed bra would be an improvement over chimpy chokepretzel.
If life started from comet crap, we are the real plan 9 aliens from outer space.
Posted by TIKI AL at June 3, 2006 09:48 PMYesterday, while waiting to check out at the grocery store, a nice man let me get in line in front of him. After thanking him for his kindness, he said, "well, my Dad always said, let a woman go first and always change the oil in your car." To which I said, "and my Dad always told me to never believe anything I heard on the news." The man laughed and then said, "well, I think Fox News is pretty much fair and balanced and they do a good job." The scream in my head was so loud, I was sure everyone in the store heard it.
Posted by Judith at June 4, 2006 04:10 AMDamn! Those aliens are still getting in...Holy Mother of God!! What will it take to stop them!
Posted by Parallax at June 4, 2006 08:49 AMThis is a very interesting story, as a scientist I'm very excited to hear about the DNA tests.
They do seem significantly more alien than people living in the Red States... yuk yuk yuk.
Posted by jimmy at June 4, 2006 12:30 PMThose "aliens" in India will turn out to be some kind of fungus I bet, and not alien at all. Still, it would be cool if it were an alien life form.
Posted by Brian Bell at June 4, 2006 07:02 PM