The care and concern about animals is the single best thing I've heard about a Republican in about 6 years.
Posted by Richard W. Crews at June 7, 2006 11:42 AMWhat I wanna know is what the hell are Jeb Bush and Clay Aiken so giddy about?
Posted by snark at June 7, 2006 11:46 AMDamn, I was gonna eat that turtle.......
Posted by steve duncan at June 7, 2006 11:48 AMYeah, I love animals too (except for hornets and roaches and such, which I gladly exterminate). So the fuck what...what the hell does that have to do with anything?
Loving animals does not excuse one for being a wingcunt traitor to America. I'll bet Hitler loved his German Shepards too.
Posted by God Of War at June 7, 2006 12:02 PM"I don't have the Beltway mentality," she said.
or any other mental-ity, it would appear.
Posted by Mickey at June 7, 2006 12:18 PMI hear she's looking for a new media consultant and, fortunately for her, I hear Baghdad Bob is available!
Posted by mainsailset at June 7, 2006 12:37 PMMs. Harris' love of animals would certainly explain why she worked so hard to put a chimp in the White House. On the other hand, you have to wonder how many hogs had to die to produce enough fat for all that horrible makeup she wears.
Posted by PretzelsOne at June 7, 2006 12:37 PMThis has been the only news posting that has made me smile (or cringe repeatedly, when I contemplate Ms. Harris winning)...
Let's be frank...
She's a Hot Republican Bimbo....Hot in body planform...not in thought, word, nor deed....
'Nuff said... ;-)
Posted by Yourworstnightmare at June 7, 2006 01:04 PMkat harris must have relatives in missouri - the show me state - as in show me your tits. probably gives the best blowjob (floridian for i'm still a virgin) south of the mason dixon line, if it's still dark before you leave. right, mr. president? right jebby? christ jebby, you coulda left a clean toothbrush in the toilet, you thoughtless cad.
Posted by anonymous at June 7, 2006 01:18 PMwhy don't we get a collection together to pay her to divulge the information about the recount?
bet she goes missing real soon, don't you?
I guess she's always been a ditz. That explains why she could just throw away the integrity of the Florida election so easily the way she did.
She wasn't being cynical or conniving, she was just trying to help out her percieved friends.
We were bimboed
Posted by fly at June 7, 2006 01:47 PMCruella de Ville will part her butt cheeks for anyone willing to advance her career.
You'd think hangin' with the wealthy Florida wives club and spending her hubby's ca$h would be enough for this stupid bitch, but it isn't and she blathers on.
I really wonder if she knows what planet she's living on.
Posted by Christopher at June 7, 2006 02:55 PMYes, but in order for your "base" to turn out, peyote-girl, you'd have to empty the asylums around the globe and immediately hand those folks a "Welcome to Florida" voter registration package along with their meds.
Hey, let's not give her any ideas. She's not beyond trying this, and the press isn't beyond legitimating it. :)
Posted by Liveliest Crib at June 7, 2006 04:35 PM[CAPTION]
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Posted by pessimist at June 7, 2006 04:57 PMSo, does she do George and Jeb separately, or do they engage in a menage a trois? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by Judith at June 7, 2006 06:02 PMJebbie the Butt has to remind George by example what to do.
Posted by pessimist at June 7, 2006 06:38 PMPessimist, you mean like when George had to take Cheney to show him how to answer questions?
Posted by Judith at June 7, 2006 06:54 PMThe seeing eye dog story is just a tad too much for me. I barfed my dinner.
Posted by Judith at June 7, 2006 07:00 PMWhats with these women all dressing like Marge Bouvier Onassis cira 1963? Do a significant proportion (according to focus-group research) find that image strangely comforting/reassuring? Do they have the little string of pearls thingy surgically implanted by order of the board of trustees of Pleasantville?
Posted by jondee at June 7, 2006 10:19 PMI hope her polls crash further, she really loses it, and then announces to the press her exact machinations for stealing 2000 for Dubya because Jeb and Dubya told her to do it.
Posted by Brian Bell at June 7, 2006 10:42 PMI'm thinking we oughta go ahead and elect Harris. I think the photo says it all. We need another Anita Bryant-type in Congress to enliven C-SPAN with some good cheer and ditsy humor. I can hear the parliamentarian sounding like Desi Arnaz when trying to calm a Harris rant. It would be so cooool.
Posted by cromulant at June 8, 2006 05:46 AMShe is such a good argument for repealing inheritance taxes. If families are able to keep all the wealth they can accumulate by any means, these families will be able to breed and produce folks with the money to be our elected public servants. Well, sort-of elected.
Maybe she has a Fatal Attraction kind of appeal to the Bush boys? Thank you, God, for telling her to keep running for the Senate seat. Keep talking to her, please. d
Posted by Angel at June 9, 2006 07:44 AM